Guess how I spent my evening?

Bedtime. Partner away. Trying to get kids into bed so I can get on with my list of jobs. Me pottering in bedroom. Susie messing about on stairs. Me coming out of room about to tell her not to play on stairs. Susie promptly falls down full flight of stairs and bangs her head on bottom. Tears for 2 minutes. 5 minutes later laughing and making up stories in bed with her sister. Me - 20 minutes on internet faffing what to do, 10 minutes with NHS direct and then ordered off to A&E where we have a 2 hour wait followed by 3 minute consultation where the doctor feels Susie's lump and declares it hard (not 'boggy' which apparently is when you do start to worry) and sends us off home. I'll take a 2 hour wait in A&E for a bit of peace of mind.