Street pic: Glasgow

"So ah sez tae 'im ' Now jiss haud the bus, pal! This is Glasgow, 'Scotland wi' Style' as they say , and I am pure bowfin wi' style!' A bit of a problem explaining away your outfit, but. Kinna 'not-very-smart-casual,eh?"

"Well at least ah huvnae got my arse wrapped in an elastic bandage!"