Nudge Nudge Wink Wink

Spent six-and-a-half hours in the car today, driving from South Devon to Lincolnshire. Roads were very busy and there were a few holdups. So we were glad to break the journey at Weston-super-Mare to meet sis-in-law and bro-in-law for a huge and tasty brunch.

Sis-in-law was keen for us to see the addition to her car headlights (!) and told us all about them:
1. She sees eyelashes for £20 a pair in Halfords. Doesn't succumb to their charms.
2. She sees similar eyelashes in the pound shop for, yes, £1 a pair, buys them and fixes them to her car.
3. Unaware of its enhancement, bro-in-law borrows his wife's car.
4. Something seems to be flapping around the headlights - he's not sure what.
5. He begins to notice other male drivers blowing him kisses ...

Hmm.

So here we are in rainy Lincolnshire. Enjoyed fish'n'chips with Miss PP and have now returned to the Travelodge for an early night. Mr PP is now also coughing, so it's the cough-chorus in Room 203 - though I think this virus belongs in Room 101! Fortunately, the rooms nearby seem to be unoccupied, so I hope we don't disturb anybody.