Balls!

Of dew on a blade of grass.

It’s crazy that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer, it’s “art” and “music”…. but if I do it, I’m “pissed” and “have to leave Homebase”…….

I guess I shall have to stick to twerking in Lidls.




For you viewing pleasure/horror, I have back blipped a rare self portrait.