Zipper Grabs Skin

Evening all.

If anyone had occasion to look at the back window of our house early this morning, they would have remarked on the sight of a middle aged gentleman sliding out of an upstairs window to stand precariously on a flat roof get a photo of some raindrops on a rose bush.

Had they lingered further they would've seen him struggle to get back in the house and attach himself to the window's handle by a very sensitive part of his body, and hopefully after they had finished laughing, raised an alarm!!!

night all


Alice Cooper