Harry – Personally, I don’t find this very funny.

Ron – Funny? How the hell do you think I feel? Carrot-top, very good, Hermione.

Harry – Pah! At least she’s not saying that you’re a fairy!

Hermione – I’m trying to fix it, but I can’t read the spells in this stupid book.

Ron – It’s not a spell book, it’s a book on fruit……and you’re reading it upside down!

Harry – Stupid cow!