An old fart's car

It's comfortable (sort of).
It's reasonably priced (sort of).
It's easy enough on the petrol (sort of).

But the emissions are shocking.

Please accept my apologies, Kildare motorist. I do try to grow up. But there are days like today when the world of the adults bores me to death.
Sorry for having a laugh at the expense of your vehicle. Sorry.