It happens to us all......

Ever wondered what happens to the metal that rusts then you paint over it with that magic paint that promises a life time conversion of the oxidation to new metal?

Well here you go, when it's peeled off there's your rust. Lead into gold comes to mind or for those who adore Blackadder, (Lord Percy - Tim Mcinnerny) "My Lord, I've discovered Green!"

On a personal note, the Garden Fairy suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 25, and her name's Kathy.