...found:

a nice variety of poisonous mushrooms.
And a larger variety of just nice mushrooms.
As I have no mother-in-law to invite for dinner I kept looking further for some edible ones.

Anyhoo, I have a 2,5 metres trunk in my living room now and a carpenter for dinner (no, I won't eat him, he will get some mushrooms - are there any grammar rules to prevent awkward questions in cases like this?) who has enough imagination to turn it into a nice shelf. Only natural that he will get the edible ones.

In other news: I feel like vomiting. And it has nothing to do with mushrooms. E-day in Germany. *shudders*