I HAVE seen Star Wars...

... but I'd never had a sauna. Until today.

If you're mystified by the blip title, BBC Radio 4 broadcast a show called I've Never Seen Star Wars where guests are encouraged to try something new by Marcus Brigstock.

Our posh woodland chalet includes a private sauna and tonight we cranked up the heat, sloshed water on the hot stones and did impressions of boil-in-the-bag meals. We forgot to collect birch twigs while we were out walking, so didn't do any flagellation, you'll be pleased to hear.