an itching in my thumbs

By itchythumbs

coasters

just coastin'

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i saw some baby squirrels today. a little girl in the store showed me her bag of candy corn. i told her i loved it too, that i was jealous. she told me, why don't you buy some. i thought about saying, being an adult means you have to learn moderation, it pretty much blows, so enjoy the guilt free candy corn while it lasts, sucker.

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