Beleaf it or not.....

I was at the dullest meeting imaginable this morning - brightened only by the principal speaker's wonderful mangling of our beautiful language.....

Twice she reminded us of our company's 'pacific' aims....

At least three times she informed us that she was 'septic' about new reforms.....

And just before lunch, she told us that the café across the road was 'Hieronymus' with terrible cooking......

(Mind you, she's probably earning about 5 times the amount I do - so who's laughing more?)