Fine, leave me here, then...

We were (of course!) quickly befriended by a pack of local cats living at the hotel grounds. This one would sit on a wall and clamber on your lap for a nap as soon as you sat down next to her. This is a huffy face as I'm walking away to find some shade.

All the females had clipped ears of sterilised strays and they were all well fed, so they are clearly working hotel cats. We were close to stealing this one, but as Lanzarote is not in EU, it would be extremely problematic at UK border...