Marnin' Cap'n. Permission to come aboard?

Let it be said, at the start, that I am not without sympathy for the disabled. AND I have to admit to being more than a little pissed off at the recent stories of people either using a wheelchair themselves OR hiring a wheelchair user to accompany them to the head of a Disneyland queue, to the extent that (Rumour has it) Disney are considering stopping that perk.
Pardon my French but I hope the perpetrators balls fester and NEVER drop off. Or maybe I should say Perpy-Traitor?

However...I do have
A) A bit of an eye for the comical.
B) A veritable plethora of choices on holiday.
So this one it had 2 B.