Customer Service

Time for a rant, I give you, The Royal Mail.
If you have the misfortune of being out when a small parcel needs signed for. You have to go to the local depot and park a good 50 metres from the door. If it's chucking it, so be it, it'll do you good. The managers and other dignatories have lovely spacious parking bays very near to the main door...
If you have a dog there's a hand written sign telling you 'No Dogs allowed!'
Then you're told the push button door bell is a silent one and 'Do not hold the button!'
Rant over... Ahh the joys...