he's up late...

Quiet shift at work, so naturally my mind was full of nonsense:

Does Leith really have the worst karaoke singers in the world?
Some women use their breasts as a weapon
I have a natural talent for getting the names of door stewards mixed up
The uni should run a pedestrian safety course for the students
Having a desk fan on full at 3am means my office is over heated
There's always some bloke taking light trail shots at midnight
If a nightclub has over 1200 people inside, the profits must be huge
You can't out stare an urban fox
Really posh folk look ridiculous when drunk

Enjoy the autumnal sun today, y'all...