For those who have everything.....

I've been the delivery man tonight.

One of Adam's friends is 18 today and she likes Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain of Arsenal.

Enquiries by Adam and other friends produced the result that you can buy a cardboard cut out of the player........ at a large cost.

So a plan was hatched to make one.

He is actual size and free standing.

The young lady seemed suitably impressed so that's all good.