Ikea - The Dark Side . . .

Wally Wolf: "Here come some sweet little kids . . . let's give 'em a scare."

Willy Wolf: "Okay, I'll sit here looking cute and cuddly, with Granny sitting happily on my lap . . . You pretend you're gobbling your Old Gal . . . ?

Wally: "Okay, here goes. I'll make Big Bad Wolf sounds as well . . . Grooowwwlll, graaaww, sluuurrrppp, munch, munnnnnch . . ."

Granny: "And I'll scream at the top of my voice. Heeeellppp, ohhhhhhwwwwww, aaahhh, I'm-done-forrrr . . ."

Little Kids: "Look at those stupid stuffies . . . Where are the computer games?"

Wolves (and Grannies): Uh!!!!