Will's Christmas List

Just as my mind turned to what I was going to blip today, Will helpfully provided me with his Christmas list.

I needed a bit of help with some of the translations, so let me help you. I'll start from the bottom.....
Will's Crismas list

Bumble Blast (no idea what this is)
Money
A Wii U
Chocolate Machine (he agrees he missed the "cola" bit here)
More Skylanders Swapforce (he doesn't currently have any at all)
Toilet roll (for the house apparently, the house already has plenty. The posh stuff as well as it was half price)
He can't work out the top word himself

Words fail me......