War! - Episode 8

Meanwhile, PC Matthews and Deputy Paxman go to escort Mr. & Mrs. Legodude to safety. They find them at Bilbo Baggins' house.

PC Matthews (centre): 'Excuse me sir, we are here to take the Legodudes into protective custody'.

Thorin Oakenshield (right): 'The folk you seek are safe with us. We have no need of your services'.

PC Matthews: 'Nevertheless , we have our orders and it is our duty to protect the Legodudes. So if they are staying, we will stay too.'

Thorin Oakenshield: 'Ah, men of duty. We dwarves respect that quality. Certainly you can stay and help stand guard. Should the enemy be foolish enough to venture here, they will be in for a routing.'

Deputy Paxman (left): 'I can't wait to shoot someone with a real gun'.

Thorin Oakenshield: 'Would you gentlemen care for a beer'?

PC Matthews: 'Well, we are on duty but a swift half wouldn't do any harm'.

Thorin Oakenshield: 'Only half a barrel? All the more for us I suppose'.

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