Wandering in Wonderland

We told Logan not to drink from the bottle labelled 'Drink Me', the one sitting on the three legged table from Ikea, made entirely from MDF. As it was not marked 'Poison' he could see no reason not to drink it. He found that he liked the taste very much - a sort of vodka , orange liqueur, lime, cranberry taste - very cosmopolitan. Feeling rather strange he had staggered his way into the garden where he discovered these fungi. However, he knew not to eat these as they are poisonous, although they didn't have a label telling you that.

He felt rather hung over making his way back to the house and a little peckish too. He noticed a tupperware box under the Ikea table that had a very small cake in it with the words 'Eat Me' beautifully marked out in M&M's. He thought that if it made him grow larger then he would be able to go and buy more alcopops.

We know this must be true as he told us so himself, while grinning like a Cheshire Cat all the while.