A rare sighting

Name: Sam

Species: Teenager (lesser known sibling to better known sisters)

Habitat: Bedroom - strewn with dirty clothes. Can be aggressive towards intruders into his territory and prone to excessive application of Lynx.

Diet: HUGE bowls of cereal

Identifying Sounds: What? What? WHAT? (rising in volume and intensity)

Identifying Characteristics: The wearing of all trousers as low as possible - commonly known as sagging