BEST DAY EVER

I'm shocked and angered to find out that blipfoto has deleted all my stories of the last 3 days, forcing me to do them again. You will pay blipfoto, you will pay.

ANYWAY, in brief, this is Elaine and David, my favourite Irish couple of all time. I was lucky enough to meet them in Edinburgh at the festival and find out that we'd both be in Santiago for a full 24 hours together. And lo, a wondrous day was spent discussing everything from the subtleties of corn in South American cooking to Easter Island creation myths. In short, they are as follows: God makes hole in object, has sex with it, nothing happens, repeats process until eventually a pile of soil produces humans. Now you know.