Dude-Pole

At one time it was just a barrage of mail to deal with. Then it was cold phone calls. Then spam to my computer and now nowhere is safe from the torrent of nonsense junk that somebody somewhere creates and punts out indiscriminately.

Well at least I hope it's indiscriminate.

It begs two questions..

Firstly, who came up with the term "dude-pole" I thought I'd heard them all but that's a new one on me. Not too rude either so can be used in polite company.

Secondly, where do these guys get their coffee??