You can take the boy out of Liverpool...

... but you can't take Liverpool out of the boy.

To my extreme shame this is my youngest offspring mooning while jumping backward into the pool while (partially) wearing Union Jack swimming shorts; how tacky is that? Still, I can't blame myself totally for a bad upbringing - a true 17-year-old Scouser would be doing this while clutching a can of Carlsberg and a joint, and covered in bruises and cuts from the previous night's gang fight.

He thought I was taking pictures of him doing some earlier fancy diving, by the way; I'm going to be in big trouble now...