Charlie17

By Charlie17

Strictly!

Bandit: Do you watch Strictly Come Dancing Dylan.
Dylan: Never miss it.
Bandit: So which judge do you like best?
Dylan: Len.
Bandit: Why's that?
Dylan: He's got the biggest ears!
Bandit: Do you have a favourite dance.
Dylan: The jive Bandit, the jive.
Bandit: The jive?
Dylan: Jive Bunny of course (Dylan's taste, certainly not mine!)
Bandit: You're showing your age now Dylan.
Dylan: I like Susanna Reid.
Bandit: Why her?
Dylan: She doesn't eat rabbits.
Bandit: Good on Susanna. And what about the professionals?
Dylan: Brendan Cole
Bandit: Brendan Cole?
Dylan: His surname ( Here)
Bandit: So who do you want to win?
Dylan: Vanessa Feltz.
Bandit: Why?
Dylan: I've put a bet on her.


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