Crowns and Coat hangers

One of the things Clare and I disagree about is coat hangers: Clare likes big chunky wooden hangers while I like wire ones. Last week Clare bought me some new wire hangers but I only got round to inspecting them today. Turns out they're not just any old wire hangers, they're The Queen's wire hangers. And they're not just wire, they're vinyl coated. Boy, do I feel aristocratic tonight.