Bathroom Door

The only thing marks us out from the beasts of the field is the bathroom door.

Without it, we would be plucking our nose hairs in front of the entire herd. Or flock. Or nosegay*

*the collective noun for a group of wrens. True fact**

*** No, it isn't. It is actually a Wave of Wrens.**

** Nope. That's wrong as well. The correct term is, rather sweetly, a Chuckle of Wrens.***

*** This one is actually true****

**** No it isn't.*****

***** Or is it?