How very...

...disappointing.

Tianenmen Square...disappointing.
Forbidden Palace...disappointing.
Darting around with the runs...disappointing.
Only finding hole in floor toilets...disappointing.
Man squating at hole in floor toilet that has no door and winking at me (while wiping) as if we've something in common...disappointing.
Time it took to find a restaurant...disappointing.
Being fleeced at the restaurant...disappointing.

In Other News
Chinese man in winkle pickers, black pleather trousers and a furry tee shirt...good fucking god, get a mirror you are the biggest disappointment of the day!