Hardbodies
Lots of those in South Beach, with seemingly lots of time spent maintaining them too. Eye candy for sure :)
Some guesses at demographics from what I've observed:
- average age: mid twenties (except for tourists, who stand out like sore thumbs, mouths agape...)
- average IQ age: 16 going on 12
- average occupation: none to be discerned, yet some serious cash flow at hand
- average pastime for guys: picking up ladies in non too subtle ways
- average pastime for ladies: dressing up to be picked up while playing hard to get
- average length of skirts or shorts for ladies: about one inch below the butt
- average drop of pants for guys: below the butt (which makes for some interesting gaits...)
- average car speed: 0 to 100 in between traffic lights (cos you just can't get there fast enough...)
- average entertainment quotient: out of this world! :)
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