Oh pleeeease...!

Woof! Can't a little dog just have an afternoon nap in peace without always having to look good for a camera? I know as a blip star I have perhaps, in the past, courted fame. But even so, there are times when a private snooze should remain just that! I didn't even have time to suck my protruding teeth in! I trust there will be ample compensation for this atrocious breech of privacy... And by compensation, you KNOW what I mean...!
Alfred (in anticipation of an extra big plate of chicken chunks tonight) Dog :-)