DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME #2

Our son P said "If a frozen chicken takes 24hrs to defrost, how long would it take for a frozen human to defrost?"

Mum & Dad had no idea, which resulted in P suggesting we do an experiment.

Mum & Dad agreed. But this meant a straw draw.

Unfortunately for me, I drew the short one.

After a careful observation P concludes that it is going to take "a little longer than 24hrs" for Daddy to thaw.

Tomorrow: what to do with a defrosted human being........