Frank The Royal Who Works At The Royal Mail

(The title and story are completely unrelated to the image, I scrambled all day to take a pic of a postman, but my efforts were fruitless. Just pretend I'm a postman or something idk)

This morning my Dad (Van Rouge) was giving me a lift to college, and on the way there I randomly pointed out a Royal Mail van...

Dad: "Who's driving? Will or Harry?"
Me: "Nah, I think it's a distant relative, like a fourth cousin or something."
Dad: "Oh, so Frank, yeah?"
Me: "Yeah! Frank the Royal...who works at the Royal Mail!!"
*hysterical laughing*

I could've saved this story for another day when I get a better pic to go with it, but I was desperate to tell it today!