Mr Average?

Some key stats about Scotland's population were released today by the National Records of Scotland.

Going by the national averages, I'll get married 0.9 years from now, to a yet to be found girl who will need to be 30.1 at the moment. I'll father my first child 0.4 years before I get married, so the baby should have been conceived, eh, around 4 months ago. And the mother of the said child happens to be around one year younger than my wife. Oops.

Those impossibilities therefore prove that I'm already too old to be average. Which is just as well, because if I had been average, I'd only have around 37 years left, which equates to around 13,500 blips, and I'd hoped to get to at least 15,000... :)