DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME #4

Mum (muttering to herself): "Is it me or do boys not understand simple commands from women?"

P: "I heard that Mummy! I did EXACTLY as you TOLD me ("Scoop him up and pour him into an ice cube tray and we will have hope for the best.....") yesterday.

Mum: "YES, you scooped him up alright, but NOT necessarily in the right order!!!"

P: "(WTF)"

Mum: "RIGHT THAT'S IT..............HOMEWORK NOW..................ENGLISH!"