Cuts faster than....

I needed a new saw so off I went to get one from a large DIY store.

With a vast selection to choose from I sought advice from an assistant.

I know, it's unusual isn't it.......
A man seeking advice!

Anyway he said they all do a similar job.....

I'd already gathered that!
My assumption about the similarity was they all cut wood!
It turned out my assumption was correct!

It seems the differences come in the type and speed of cutting.......

In the end I chose this one because, in the words of the assistant, "It cuts faster than the government! "