You know you're a Blipper when....

...you're lying on a bin liner on the soaking wet lawn hoping the postman doesn't choose that moment to walk up the drive.

Go large unless there's not mush room on your screen.

Early Blip for me, enjoy Monday, last one of this 8 week half term - and we all know what happens at the end of NEXT half-term. (Don't mention the C word).