Remember

the tea, the haircut, returning the books
to the library, the beer, it’s my turn to cook,
the tax form, the eggs, a new hose for the shower,
his birthday, the ironing, the petrol, those flowers,
the laundry, the chocolate, booking the dentist,
the bread, collecting that thing from the chemist,
did I get onions?, must find the spare key,
buy milk, bake a cake, book the car’s MOT,
query the phone bill, go through my inbox,
get cheese, red wine, sort out the odd socks,
take that cheque to the bank, get out some more dosh
pick up the children, do the car wash…

Edit: the post-it notes are not my doing. I just happened to spot them as I was passing. Four or five of them read 'prank week' but no other cars in the car park were affected. The words are mine though!