The Leccie Piccie

One has to look at these things philosophically.
A mere 50 or so miles away, the Electric Picnic is in full swing.
I have 2 free passes.
My mate Joe offered me a lift there in his helicopter.
Madness, ABC, Echo and the Bunnymen, and other 80's legends are playing, some as I type.
I still cant afford to go (damn those school uniforms, and rent!!!!)
The glass is neither half-full, nor half-empty.
Its just all-empty.
Truth be told, I prefer to have the privelige of buying a school uniform for the most beautiful girl in Our Picnic.
Next year, we will go together, and get the uniform muddy.