Bit windy...

I was going to be sarcastic and talk about how the cushion on the trampoline had been blown over, then I left for work...

My road had a tree down blocking the road completely, so a minor detour led to another tree down but I had to drive on the pavement to get round the tree.

The radio did say there was a tree blocking both ways in Chessington, but by the time I got there it was clear and a chipper was on the side of the road.