Monorail

I decided today that I’d build a monorail. Because I could, and they are all the rage!

Sadly, I didn’t have any pristine forest to cut down, or wilderness areas to violate. But you know, in time I am sure I can make that happen, with an extension.

Luckily, unlike other projects, I didn’t have to get approval. Not that approval means much … you just show that we need “new visitor experiences” and prove the fact that people are no longer interested in wilderness areas, untouched for thousands of years (sort of). Instead they want Disneyland. I was sent a link from the Simpsons, sums it up perfectly!

Yep, that’s where the money is. Disneyland. I’m quitting my job, gonna go and cut down some forest and build something … And I create truckloads of jobs. Awesome! Can probably even get some government funding.

Sweet!