I'm not in the mood for cutesy.

It has yet again been another ugly day, complete with ominous clouds, hail, and incessant pouring rain.

I got pulled over by a cop this afternoon and was issued a speeding ticket for going 34 MPH in a 30 zone, therefore I am too furious to write a nice entry for this ironically chipper photo.

The officer got drenched patiently waiting for me to find my proof of insurance. What he doesn't know: I TOOK MY TIME ON PURPOSE. Hope you're still squirming in your squad car with wet underwear, jerk.