The eyes have it

Now Jess the fat cat has had many names in her 7yrs - Bale (after Gareth Bale), when he left Spurs I went for the safe option of Hoddle (after Glenn Hoddle) but when Erikson starting scoring wonder goals she got given his name. It would be fair to say fat cheeks is massively confused what her actual name is hence every time I climb the stairs she hides behind the bannisters and smashes me in the face. Bad Jess, Bale, Hoddle, Erikson, fat cheeks or whatever her name is.