Feathers, flowers and Fecking Chimneys

You didn't have to do that you know

Do what ?

Call the chimneys Fecking.

You could have called them noble

It wouldn't have made an alliteration then

Yeah. You didn't have to do an alliteration either


Slow news day, most of it spent Christmas shopping online . Wierdest gift suggestion I saw : a necklace with a huge charm in the shape of Salford Quays on. Only suitable for a weirdo bit you can't buy gifts for yourself .