HT

See, I was casting my eyes heavenwards. But there was a big asbestos roof in the way. Never mind, there were foaming foamy pints to be had afterwards. Four foamy pints.
And then home for some Portuguese wine. And curry. And two episodes of Breaking Bad. You want to know all this? Look, I'm watching the News, stop disturbing me. There's a pub landlady yapping about a disturbance in HMP Maidstone. But the footy results are about to be read out. I shall look away.