LorsDors

By LorsDors

Actual Fright Night

So, the big one was a witch's cat & the wee one was fairy bat.

The big one managed to collect her bodyweight in sweeties, but the wee one decided that trick or treating was 'too scary' and stayed at home with Balamory, confident she could share the bounty when the big one returned.

In return for the artery furring buckets of sugary early death (yum!) they had two jokes:

Q: Why did the crab not share his toys?
A: Because he was shellfish (geddit?)

And

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctors?
A: Because it wasn't peeling well.

Every lollipop well earned.

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