Maw's infidelity

Yes maw, why don't you tell us why Hen's so tall. Eh? Eh?

We all know that Hen's faither's no Paw. But how Paw doesn't realise, I've nae idea.

And of course The Bairn's really the illegitimate child of Maggie.

I'm sure there are plenty other skeletons in the wall press at 10 Glebe Street.

Aplogies to the 95% of blippers who have no idea what's going on here.