This makes me so happy I could puke.

I love malapropisms.
Ball part prices. Heh heh. Lovely.

I was once in a quite an important meeting when a senior account director
out of the blue, demanded a ball point figure from me.

I couldn't speak to get the numbers out I was sniggering so much.
I might have even snotted onto my chest.

Luckily, he already hated me, so no damage done.