Up the Apples

It's been a bumper autumn for apples round these parts.

We are over appled.

They have stewed, crumbled, pied, snowed, frittered, dumplinged, Norfolk puddinged, frozen and stored.

And now juiced by Chiltern Ridge apple pressers.

Up the apples is of course rhyming slang for stairs...
Up the apples and pears - stairs.

I feel a new challenge coming on - but maybe not just yet!!