Highly Unsprung

By CynicalWench

Stranger Danger

Sam and farmer Tess animal whispered some pigs and chickens when we discovered a lovely old farmhouse near Pitmedden today, whose owners open its doors every year to host mountains of Fair Trade crafts.

Saw two red squirrels at Haddo trout Fishery loch, ate a massive slab of cake at Formartines then the day ended with me grabbing Dave's hand to hold as I was coming out of a shop in Ellon......except it wasn't Dave's hand, it belonged to another man, a complete stranger, oopsie! I have been known to impulsively but discretely squeeze Dave's nether regions when out and about, if this had been the case I would probably be writing this from custody.

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